What's for Dinner, Mr Gum?

This is the story of the Battle of Lamic Bibber,or as it became known,the Dinnertime Wars or,as it didn't become known,Ghostbusters III. And know this, my friends it was a terrible conflict indeed. Like all wars, it was full of madness and anger. Like all wars, there were courageous heroes and dastardly villains. Like practically all wars there was a dirty little monkey called Philip the Horror.